Swamp Life [SWLYF]
It's a Skill Issue<font size="13" color="#ffbfbfbf"></font><font size="12" color="#ff007f00"><b>>I lay in bed and it's really cold<br>>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me<br>>It's Shrek<br>>I am so happy<br>>He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."<br>>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees<br>>I'm ready<br>>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek<br>>He penetrates my butt-hole<br>>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek<br>>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water<br>>I push against his force<br>>I want to please Shrek<br>>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love<br>>My dad walks in<br>>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."<br>>Shrek leaves through my window<br>>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.</b></font>
Corporation Pilots
| Name | Sec Status | |
|---|---|---|
 | Scottie Andrews | 3.52 |
Recent Kills
| Time | Victim | Ship | System | ISK | Attackers |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9 May | Firegirl Arnoux The Ouroboros Collective | Tempest Fleet Issue | Urhinichi | 661.4M | 196 |
| 9 May | TimeLord lIIlIlIl Average Pochven Krab Facility | Tempest Fleet Issue | Urhinichi | 635.5M | 179 |
| 9 May | Fortizar Hull Dent | Fortizar | Urhinichi | 23.8B | 1242 |
| 9 May | Teerible The 5 Percent | Scorpion Navy Issue | Urhinichi | 839.5M | 79 |
| 9 May | TimeLord IlIlllII Average Pochven Krab Facility | Tempest Fleet Issue | Urhinichi | 641.1M | 47 |
| 9 May | Dark Lord Ferret Narrow Exit | Raven | Urhinichi | 249.0M | 89 |
| 9 May | Scottie Andrews Swamp Life | Raven | Urhinichi | 221.9M | 17 |
| 9 May | Hytasota Lobster Express | Apocalypse Navy Issue | Urhinichi | 946.3M | 37 |
| 9 May | Saiper92 x Never Regret x | Apocalypse | Urhinichi | 314.0M | 31 |
| 9 May | Smartee Pants The 5 Percent | Scorpion Navy Issue | Urhinichi | 838.9M | 259 |
| 9 May | VoidMiner4 Void Pochven and Abyss Holding Corporation | Apocalypse | Urhinichi | 269.2M | 59 |
| 9 May | VoidMiner2 Void Pochven and Abyss Holding Corporation | Apocalypse | Urhinichi | 269.2M | 62 |
| 9 May | Speedy McSpeederson The 5 Percent | Scorpion Navy Issue | Urhinichi | 838.9M | 206 |
| 9 May | VoidMiner10 Void Pochven and Abyss Holding Corporation | Apocalypse | Urhinichi | 269.2M | 60 |
| 9 May | VoidMiner7 Void Pochven and Abyss Holding Corporation | Apocalypse | Urhinichi | 269.2M | 59 |
| 9 May | VoidMiner12 Void Pochven and Abyss Holding Corporation | Apocalypse | Urhinichi | 269.2M | 62 |
| 9 May | Criox Lobster Express | Damnation | Urhinichi | 735.5M | 138 |
| 9 May | aIIIlIlIllIways blob always blob | Apocalypse Navy Issue | Urhinichi | 953.1M | 33 |
| 9 May | aIIlIlIIlIIways blob always blob | Apocalypse Navy Issue | Urhinichi | 953.1M | 32 |
| 9 May | Alfie IX F1 Fighters | Scorpion Navy Issue | Urhinichi | 826.0M | 38 |