Distributed Denial of Spaceships [FU2M8]

The ragtag crews of the intergalactic vessels of "Distrubed Denial of Spaceships" were hapless at best, and catastrophic at worst. Their attempts to plunder the galaxy were met with constant failure, much to their captain's chagrin. Their aim was shoddy, their navigation skills left much to be desired, and their communication was garbled at best. Their spaceships were held together by duct tape and hopes, and their weapons were almost always misfiring. They were the laughingstock of the universe, a gang of bumbling space pirates who couldn't catch a break. Despite their shortcomings, they pressed on with their looting endeavors, always dreaming of the big score that would finally make them respected among their peers. But alas, it was not to be, and their bumbling misadventures continued until the end of time.