Boomer Humor [LIMEW]

Alliance: Snuffed Out

CEO: …

Founded: August 14, 2023

Members: 152

Tax: 5%

<font size="14" color="#bfffffff"></font><font size="24" color="#bfffffff">Are you having trouble fitting in with </font><font size="30" color="#ffffff00"><b><i>zoomers</b></i></font><font size="24" color="#bfffffff">?<br><br>Do you not understand what they are saying more than 30% of the time? <br>Then this might be the place for you!<br><br>Boomer Humor is filled with gentle souls who are more than 3 options deep in age verification dropdowns. We discuss such topics as the current economy, retirement plans (401K's, 403B's...ect), Local elections and council meetings.<br><br></font><font size="24" color="#ffffff00"><b>What we need from you:</b><br><br></font><font size="24" color="#bfffffff">Income verification is required (make your own fucking money)<br><br>FULL Medical record history review (FULL API)<br><br>Must show up to work, we do not offer WFH opportunities (be active or be kicked)<br><br>Union Members and Demoncrats need not apply (don't be a shitter)<br><br>Must have an exercise regimen (Shuffleboard, Badminton, or Pickleball acceptable)<br><br>If you agree with HOA fees you can see yourself out.<br><br></font><font size="11" color="#bfffffff">If you can see this you are too young to join our corp.<br><br><br></font><font size="18" color="#bfffffff">RECRUITMENT IS CURRENTLY: </font><font size="18" color="#ffff0000">VOUCH ONLY<br><br></font><font size="18" color="#bfffffff">Join our alt alliance: </font><font size="18" color="#ffd98d00"><a href="showinfo:16159//1042504553">Solyaris Chtonium</a></font><font size="18" color="#bfffffff"> <br><br></font><font size="18" color="#ffffffff">For recruitment contact: <br></font><font size="18" color="#ffd98d00"><a href="showinfo:1379//94848400">Shakyora Frius</a></font><font size="18" color="#ffffff00"> </font><font size="18" color="#ffffffff">or</font><font size="18" color="#ffffff00"> </font><font size="18" color="#ffd98d00"><a href="showinfo:1380//419955908">Twizted3</a></font><font size="18" color="#ffffff00"> <br><br></font><font size="18" color="#ffff0000">RECRUITMENT REQUIREMENTS:<br><br></font><font size="18" color="#ff00ffff">1x Dread alts<br><br>1x Seperate subcap alt<br><br>Training into a second dread alt<br><br><br>higher preference on super/titans, but not a hard requirement.<br><br><br><br><br></font><font size="18" color="#ffffffff">For diplomatic outreach please contact:</font><font size="18" color="#ffff0000"> </font><font size="18" color="#ffd98d00"><a href="showinfo:1378//1582015051">DurpDurp</a></font><font size="18" color="#ffff0000"> </font><font size="18" color="#ffffffff">(Please speak loudly, Desert Storm kind of messed up his hearing)<br><br><br>RECRUITMENT VIDEO: </font><font size="18" color="#ffffe400"><loc><a href="http://Recruitment Video">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4kVeOFJbeM&amp;ab_channel=Necrosi</loc>s</a><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br></font><font size="11" color="#bfffffff">everything in this bio including videos should be considered satire unless stated otherwise.</font>