Blood of Pator [ORALP]

u'<font size="15" color="#bfffffff"></font><font size="14" color="#ff007fff">Q: What\u2019s more dangerous than a gatecamp in Tama? <br>A: One of our mining ops with a bottle of Quafe and no pants.<br><br></font><font size="14" color="#ff00ffff"><b><i>Welcome to Blood of Pator \u2014 where the lasers are hot, the belts are empty, and the professionalism is optional.</b></i><br><br></font><font size="14" color="#bfffffff">New recruits are enrolled in our </font><font size="14" color="#ffffffff"><b><i>Structured Harvesting </b></i></font><font size="14" color="#bfffffff">and </font><font size="14" color="#ffffffff"><b><i>Industrial Training</b></i></font><font size="14" color="#bfffffff"> program \u2014 </font><font size="14" color="#ffffffff"><b>S.H.I.T.</b></font><font size="14" color="#bfffffff"> \u2014 where you\u2019ll learn to mine, refine, and build with surgical precision and questionable sobriety. Fail to finish your training? No worries. We\u2019ll promote you anyway and hope for the best.<br><br>If you feel like you haven\u2019t been given enough S.H.I.T. on your mining op, don\u2019t worry You\u2019ll be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list and moved to our </font><font size="14" color="#ffffffff"><b><i>Departmental Employee Evaluation </b></i></font><font size="14" color="#bfffffff">and</font><font size="14" color="#ffffffff"><b><i> Productive S.H.I.T.</b></i></font><font size="14" color="#bfffffff"> program \u2014 </font><font size="14" color="#ffffffff"><b>D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.</b></font><font size="14" color="#bfffffff"> \u2014 where you\u2019ll work directly with the highest-ranking members of our S.H.I.T. department (they have an advanced degree in doing absolutely nothing).<br><br>Pilots who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will be transferred to our </font><font size="14" color="#ffffffff"><b><i>Employee Attitude Training </b></i></font><font size="14" color="#bfffffff">and</font><font size="14" color="#ffffffff"><b><i> Supervision </b></i></font><font size="14" color="#bfffffff">of</font><font size="14" color="#ffffffff"><b><i> Heavy Industrial Training</b></i></font><font size="14" color="#bfffffff"> \u2014</font><font size="14" color="#ffffffff"><b> E.A.T.S.H.I.T.</b></font><font size="14" color="#bfffffff">. If you survive this level of S.H.I.T., you\u2019ll earn the title of Master of S.H.I.T., and our Directors will gladly teach you how to complain about everything while doing nothing.<br><br>And yes, our killboard is a mess. That\'s not a problem \u2014 it\'s a lifestyle.. We\u2019ll mine, we\u2019ll lose ships, and we\u2019ll blame it on lag. It\u2019s all part of the plan.<br><br>At Blood of Pator, we\u2019re committed to giving you more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. No spreadsheets, no rules, and definitely no pants.<br><br></font><font size="14" color="#ff00ff00">Membership application by invite only.</font>'