The Distracted Destroyers [ADH D]

u'<font size="12" color="#bfffffff"></font><font size="14" color="#bfffffff">Look, we\u2019re not gonna lie to you.<br>We are a wormhole corp.<br>That means one day we are ganking a blinged-out Gila in a C3, the next we are getting rolled in by a group named something like "Emo Industrial Collective" and losing a fleet to six cloaky Tristans and a Vexor with dreams.<br><br>We are The Distracted Destroyers. We scan, we PvP, we forget to bookmark home, we scream in local that doesn\u2019t exist \u2014 and then we do it all over again.<br><br><br><br></font><font size="14" color="#ffff0000">What we can\u2019t help you with:<br><br></font><font size="14" color="#bfffffff">Remembering where your stuff is. It\'s gone now. Probably in Thera.<br><br>Teaching you how to gas mine without exploding. We\u2019re still learning ourselves.<br><br>Helping you explain to your family why "watching a wormhole collapse" is important.<br><br>Preventing you from jumping into the same Sabre bubble. Three times.<br><br>Fixing your obsession with dual prop fits, overpropped fits and blingy PvE T3Cs. We\u2019ve tried.<br><br>Saving you from trying to solo a fleet because you \u201cthought they\u2019d run.\u201d<br><br><br></font><font size="14" color="#ff00ff00">But here\u2019s what we can offer:<br><br></font><font size="14" color="#bfffffff">Active WH life: C3 static content, PVE, PvP, rolling, scanning, huffing, pochven roams, Nullsec roams and the occasional \u201chow did we end up in Lowsec?\u201d moment.<br><br>Fleet ops that range from mildly serious to \u201coh god why is that a Procurer?\u201d<br><br>Zero pressure, zero drama: Show up, fly dumb stuff, have fun, log off happy.<br><br>Experienced players who know how to scan, scout, and occasionally lead fleets into glorious failure.<br><br>A culture of fun over elitism \u2014 we don\u2019t care about your killboard, we care if you\u2019re fun to fly with.<br><br>Freedom to roam, rat, solo, or blob \u2014 we\u2019re not your boss. Unless you want us to be, which is weird, but okay.<br><br><br></font><font size="14" color="#ffffff00">Minimum Requirements:<br><br></font><font size="14" color="#bfffffff">Be chill. Be active-ish.<br><br>Use comms (Discord).<br><br>Have at least a basic idea of what a wormhole is (spoiler: it\u2019s a death trap with loot).<br><br>Bring your own probes. We are not FedEx.<br><br><br><br>We\u2019re not the best. We\u2019re not the worst. But we are the ones who\u2019ll be laughing in comms while floating in a pod 4 jumps from home and blaming Steve for forgetting to scan the exit.<br><br>So if you\u2019re tired of Null politics, Highsec boredom, or solo wormhole madness \u2014 come lose ships together.<br><br><br><br>We are the Distracted Destroyers, We aim to conquer... eventually!<br><br><br><br>Public chat: </font><font size="14" color="#ff6868e1"><a href="joinChannel:player_b52e220fd67211efa0de3a68dd86f9e7">The Distracted Pub</a></font><font size="14" color="#bfffffff"> <br>Discord: </font><font size="14" color="#ffffe400"><a href="https://discord.com/invite/6SpvazBqWf">The Distracted Discord</a></font><font size="14" color="#bfffffff"> <br>Website: </font><font size="14" color="#ffffe400"><loc><a href="https://adh-d.com/">The Distracted Homepage</a></loc></font>'