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u'<font size="14" color="#bfffffff"></font><font size="10" color="#ff7f0000"><b><i>The Goose is Cooked</b></i><br><br></font><font size="18" color="#ffffffff">Through December fog and Winter\u2019s bite,<br>The Miser bolts his door tonight.<br>He draws the heavy curtains \u2018round,<br>And silences the festive sound.<br>He thinks his warmth is his alone,<br>Frozen within a heart of stone.<br><br>But we, the Heralds of the Grate,<br>Are watching whilst the hour is late.<br>For \u2018tis a sin against the Year,<br>To dam the flow of Christmas Cheer;<br>To keep the Pudding on the shelf,<br>And feast upon it by oneself.<br><br>We tread the high and frozen slate,<br>To intervene\u2014before \'tis late.<br>We calculate the heavy cost,<br>Of kindness hidden, kindness lost.<br>We are the friends you did not call,<br>To help the ripest apple fall.</font>'
