Founded: January 20, 2026
Members: 0
Tax: 0%
Rule 1 - Once you have their money NEVER give it back<br>Rule 2 - Never spend more for an aquisition than you have to<br>Rule 3 - Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity<br>Rule 4 - Keep your ears open<br>Rule 5 - Small print leads to large risk<br>Rule 6 - Opportunity plus instinct equals profit<br>Rule 7 - Greed is eternal<br>Rule 8 - A deal is a deal<br>Rule 9 - A contract is a contract is a contract... but only between Ferengi<br>Rule 10 - A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all<br>Rule 11 - Never place friendship above profit<br>Rule 12 - A wise man can hear profit in the wind<br>Rule 13 - Nothing is more important than your health.. except for your money<br>Rule 14 - Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother<br>Rule 15 - It never hurts to suck up to the boss<br>Rule 16 - War is good for buisness<br>Rule 17 - Expand or die<br>Rule 18 - Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own<br>Rule 19 - The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife<br>Rule 20 - Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them.<br>Rule 21 - Free advice is seldom cheap<br>Rule 22 - The riskier the road, the greater the profit.<br>Rule 23 - Knowledge equals profit<br>Rule 24 - Home is where the hear is, but the stars are made of latinum<br>Rule 25 - Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies<br>Rule 26 - Your boss is only worth what he pays you<br>Rule 27 - Every man has his price<br>Rule 28 - Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever<br>Rule 29 - Sleep can interfere with......<br>Rule 30 - Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack<br>Rule 31 - Treat people in your debt like family.. exploit them.<br>Rule 32 - Never have sex with the boss' sister.<br>Rule 33 - You can't make a deal if you're dead<br>Rule 34 - Wives serve. Brothers inherit<br>Rule 35 - Whisper your way to success<br>Rule 36 - Hear all, trust nothing<br>Rule 37 - It's always good buisness to know about new customers before they walk in your door<br>Rule 38 - New customers are like razor-toothed greeworms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back<br>Rule 39 - Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than an question is an answer<br>Rule 40 - Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them<br>Rule 41 - You can't free a fish from water<br>Rule 42 - Unknown, but presumably concerned the relationship between "Keeping busy" and "being successful"<br>Rule 43 - latinum lasts longer then lust<br>Rule 44 - Never be afraid to milabel a product<br>Rule 45 - Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum<br>Rule 46 - No good deed ever goes unpunished <br>Rule 47 - Shoot first, count profits later<br>Rule 48 - A man is only worth the sum of his possessions<br><br>HIdden Rules
