Fiscal Asset Forfeiture Office [FAFO.]

u'"Providing unscheduled rapid disassembly services since YC105. If you haven\'t found out yet, please hold at the gate for the next available agent."<br><br>OFFICIAL CHARTER: DEPARTMENT OF EXTRA-JUDICIAL REPOSSESSION<br>The Fiscal Asset Forfeiture Office (FAFO) was established in YC105 following a realization by the Four Empires that "The Market" was becoming dangerously cluttered with ships belonging to pilots who had more ISK than sense.<br><br>Operating outside the sluggish constraints of CONCORD, the FAFO is a multi-regional task force dedicated to the aggressive "re-normalization" of New Eden\u2019s economy.<br>If you are flying it, we have likely already filed the paperwork to forfeit it.<br><br>OUR MANDATED SERVICES:<br>\u2022 Subsidized Hull Reduction: We will reduce the drag on your flight profile by removing unnecessary components\u2014such as your engines, your shields, and your dignity.<br><br>\u2022 Asset Recovery: We don\u2019t care if it\u2019s an Amarr Gold Magnate or a Minmatar rust-bucket; if it\u2019s in space, it\u2019s a taxable asset. We collect at the point of impact.<br><br>\u2022 Rapid Biomass Relocation: For clients who are particularly attached to their vessels, we offer an expedited pod-breaching service. It is the fastest way to get from Null-Sec back to your home station. Guaranteed.<br><br>COMMUNICATION PROTOCOL:<br>If you see a FAFO Auditor on your grid, please do not panic. Panic increases your heart rate, which can lead to a messy biomass harvest. Instead, simply cut your engines and prepare to Find Out.<br><br>"We aren\'t here to take sides. We\'re just here to take everything else."'