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Stuff 'n' Things

Stuff 'n' Things [STNTH]

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Founded: February 21, 2026
Members: 6
Tax: 0%

u'Elmer the Space Duck \u2013 Mascot of Stuff \u2019n\u2019 Things<br><br>Elmer is the unofficial, totally unqualified, and deeply questionable mascot of the Stuff \u2019n\u2019 Things corporation. A bright-feathered space duck with a flight suit two sizes too big and a helmet that never quite seals properly, Elmer drifts cheerfully through New Eden doing exactly what the corp does best: stuff\u2026 and also things.<br><br>No one is quite sure where Elmer came from. Some say he wandered out of a wormhole. Others claim he was accidentally cloned after someone spilled Quafe on a DNA sample. Elmer himself insists he was \u201cpromoted internally,\u201d though no one can find any records of this.<br><br>What Elmer does know is that he loves action. Mining lasers? Great. Fleet fights? Even better. Random roaming operations with absolutely no plan? That\u2019s Elmer\u2019s favorite. If there\u2019s something happening, Elmer wants to be involved\u2014preferably while quacking excitedly over comms and pressing buttons that may or may not be important.<br><br>Despite his enthusiasm, Elmer has one fatal flaw:<br><br>He hates OPSEC.<br><br>Secrets, need-to-know information, operational security\u2014Elmer finds it all terribly boring. If you tell Elmer a fleet plan, there\u2019s a decent chance he\u2019ll immediately repeat it loudly in local chat, write it on a station wall, or accidentally broadcast it over open comms while asking where the snacks are.<br><br>To Elmer, information wants to be free. Especially if it helps him make new friends.<br><br>Still, the pilots of Stuff \u2019n\u2019 Things wouldn\u2019t have it any other way. Elmer embodies the corp spirit perfectly: enthusiastic, chaotic, slightly reckless, and always ready to undock.<br><br>After all, in New Eden there are many serious corporations with strict discipline and careful planning.<br><br>Stuff \u2019n\u2019 Things is not one of them.<br><br>And Elmer the Space Duck is proud of that.'

Corporation Pilots

NameSec Status
DK ShadowDK Shadow5.01
DK WhisperDK Whisper0.03
Jennifer BennethJennifer Benneth1.50

Recent Kills

TimeVictimShipSystemISKAttackers
Mon 12:33DK Shadow
Stuff 'n' Things
Probe Fleet IssueJ150407413.9M1
8 MayJennifer Benneth
Stuff 'n' Things
Gallente ShuttleTama22.6K1
8 MayJennifer Benneth
Stuff 'n' Things
CapsuleTama224.3M1
4 MayDK Shadow
Stuff 'n' Things
ImicusClellinon2.6M1
3 MayDK Shadow
Stuff 'n' Things
IncursusClellinon147.5K1
3 MayDK Shadow
Stuff 'n' Things
MaulusClellinon279.6K1
28 MarDK Shadow
Stuff 'n' Things
ProbeVecamia13.4M1
25 MarDK Shadow
Stuff 'n' Things
HeliosJ15040747.4M1
22 MarDK Shadow
Stuff 'n' Things
MaulusCouster246.9K1
22 MarDK Shadow
Stuff 'n' Things
IncursusTrossere191.4K1
22 MarDK Shadow
Stuff 'n' Things
MaulusTrossere246.9K1
19 MarDK Shadow
Stuff 'n' Things
HeliosOlin69.1M1
19 MarDK Shadow
Stuff 'n' Things
Gallente ShuttleDead End16.4K1
19 MarDK Shadow
Stuff 'n' Things
LeopardUdianoor375.2M1
19 MarDK Shadow
Stuff 'n' Things
CapsuleUdianoor38.7M1
9 MarDK Shadow
Stuff 'n' Things
HeliosJ11213701
7 MarAmarr Control Tower
Savoy Technologies
Amarr Control TowerJ150407456.1M11
6 MarCustoms Office
Valentino Enterprises LTD.
Customs OfficeJ150407135.1M12
6 MarCustoms Office
Valentino Enterprises LTD.
Customs OfficeJ150407135.1M7
6 MarCustoms Office
Valentino Enterprises LTD.
Customs OfficeJ150407135.1M7